Hi! I have a lot of things to say to over 100 people right now, but then let’s stick to 10.

I know you guys will see this, if not today, then maybe next year but I’m certain you’ll (not all) see this. I won’t write any name, I’ll just put an emoji and I’m sure whoever I’m talking to will know which is theirs.

šŸ˜¬- You’re an amazing person, you still annoy the hell out of me and I still think you’re ugly. You’re always there when I need you, well, not every time but you always try to be. 8 years and I still love you like nothing changed.

šŸ™‡šŸ½ā€ā™€ļø- You need to stop being a people-pleaser. These mortals aren’t worth it. Do things because they make you happy, wear clothes because you love how you look in them and say words that you want to say. You can’t please everybody, you’re not hot puff-puff.

šŸ¦… – I love you and I’ve been stanning for you since 2011, please come and marry me.

šŸ° – You’re the male version of me. Less beautiful sha. A bit smarter (I’ll deny I said this) and shorter. You’re one of the people I feel shouldn’t have been born in Nigeria, you’re too smart for us, we don’t deserve you. I love you like I love myself, but way less sha. I know things look bleak right now, but our future is bright, too bright. Hang in there!

šŸ™šŸ½ā€ā™€ļø – Loving yourself and accepting that there are things you won’t be able to change about yourself is a major key. Be the best version of who you are.

šŸ’œ – Today makes it exactly a year since you left. I hope you’re happy and I hope you still always find favour where you go because that used to be my major prayer point for you lol. I have a lot to say – some good, some mehhh and some really nasty- to you and maybe one day, we’ll have a reason to talk about them. I love you always.?

šŸ˜˜ – You all are sooooo amazing. I can’t believe you people actually read the crap I write. I complain, I whine, I put my emotions on you guys and you read it all. Sometimes, some of you even reach out to me. Thanks guys. Thanks for always looking beyond my semi-good writing and reading my thoughts. I read your blogs and I gain a lot. I know I like a lot but idk why I don’t comment, I think I’ll start doing that.

šŸ¤°šŸ½- You hurt me a great deal. I’ve forgiven you, I did that since, but I just didn’t want to be friends with you anymore. I believe I have a right to choose and ‘unchoose’ my friends. I used this emoji because it’s what I pray for anytime I think of you, I know it will come to pass one day. I’m not sure I’ll call you or message you when it does, but just know I’ll be the happiest person on earth.

šŸ‘©šŸ¾ā€šŸŽ“ – You make me proud every time. I’m so proud of you and I know I tell you that every time. I’m so glad you’ve found love like I did. I wish I still had mine so we could trade love stories but then one of us has to be single. One of us has to be the voice of reason,n ow when you’re going mad and you start making stupid decisions, I can stop you like you used to do. I just remembered that day we travelled from Lagos to Ibadan and we didn’t stop talking for once. You’re my spirit animal and even when we get married and have families, you’re always welcome for sleepovers and pajamas parties, my husband can always sleep on the floor. Or on the same bed with us lmaooo. I love you like I love agbalumo. Wait, that’s too much love. I take it back. Yen yen yen.

šŸ® –  Since you value cows over human lives, it’s only right I use that to represent you. You’re the worst president ever and you’re one of the few people I’ve ever wished death on. Please do and come and go back to your farm. Eranko oshi.

  • Feels – Calvin Harris feat. Pharrell Williams, Katy Perry and Big Sean
  • Finesse (Remix) – Bruno Mars feat. Cardi B
  • Havana – Camila Cabello
  • One Call Away – Charlie Puth


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  1. Awwwnn…This is too sweet.
    I really felt the love dripping?
    On behalf of blog readers association, you’re the best?

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